The Notorious EVZ, commonly know as Evita Zane, can be found behind the eyepieces of an operating microscope by day, and wrangling unruly children by night. Zane joined OCCRD over a decade ago, but took some time off to focus on her career and family. Now that those are both fairly settled, she is back on the track to relieve the resulting accumulated stress.

Likes: Stabbing sharp things into people’s eyes. DEI. Organ Donors. Playing guitar. Very colorful shoes.

Dislikes: Being cold. Bigotry. Popsicle sticks. The sound of chewing. Mangos. Being overly stimulated. Numerical limits on likes and dislikes.

Favorite song to skate to: You Don't Own Me-Saygrace.